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βWhatβs your star sign?β
Her: *says literally any star*
βA what?! Oh heeelll no. I need to stay away from youβ
Her: Noooo. Whhhyyyy? What did we do???
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Minister of Public Safety
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Minister of Public Safety
@emceeIII
Failed meta humour performance piece | De-motivational speaker | From the river to the sea π΅πΈ | Congo is bleeding π¨π© | Keep eyes on Sudan πΈπ©
Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined January 2012
- My theory is that God takes all his demo animals and tests them out in the ocean and then debuts them in Australia..This creature is a basket star
- They gave me food after my interview and Iβm eating so fast π hope they realise how much I need this job
- When bae's nail polish is drying so I type her "men are trash" tweets for her β€οΈ
- DM your dealerβs number
- You guys think these daily twitter rants meant to humble women are from gents in happy relationships?Gents are also lonely they just hide it well
- Itβs going to be 13:00 soon. Then itβs going to be 17:00. Then itβs going to be Monday morning π
- Gohan winning the Cell Games but losing his father in the process:
- Was walking under one of the bridges in Joburg CBD and saw a bunch of guys vaccinating each other π₯Ίπ₯Ίβ₯οΈ
- Somewhere between insecurity and admirationWhy do we watch our own stories a thousand times?
- Uthi compliments to the witch πI ate so much in my dream π the food was so good pls lomntu undithakathayo uyapheka STRAIGHT π
- Contraceptives are what you use in order NOT to fall pregnant, i think you mean contradictionsHow Iβm spending my NYE π Merry nyuye bafethu π€π½
00:00 - Maybe ufuna uba fit blindshades at the gym ??
