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ember loves bay ridge
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digital strategist for those you know and love│“i don’t like your new twitter bio. you’re a talented fucking person doing good stuff”
bay ridge our nation’s capital
Joined August 2012
- If you’re in line for the throne, STAY IN LINE.
- There are a lot of issues with The Cut story, but no one can argue this paragraph isn't true, and it is exactly how I explain why I have no desire to date again.
- Had a short flight home from Columbus OH to LaGuardia. Turns out weather and short staffing wouldn't let us land at LGA so after circling in PA for quite some time, we're now on our way to an alternate airport. Which one, you ask? Columbus, Ohio.
- We never used to have earthquakes in NYC. There will be more. Because of woke.
- Replying to @embernicNow we’re not allowed off unless we’re willing to abandon this flight and hope to find a new one. I am literally trapped on the plane in Columbus with no idea how long I’ll be here, when I’ll have access to food or water, or how I’ll be home. I’m two hours from my family.
- Replying to @BrennanClarneau and @LilNasXratioed by mothman
- Don’t text your ex. Text your mayor. Really: 917-909-2288.
- Replying to @embernicI did finally land, only to find I cannot get the mac and cheese due to where this flight dumped me out. It was all for nothing.
- Replying to @embernicThis is all happening to me because i chose to fly into laguardia only to eat their mac and cheese
- Replying to @embernicI hadn’t noticed this before, but this plane does not have outlets to charge our phones.
- Replying to @embernici am aware of the status of my flightWeather conditions have caused LGA Airport flight disruptions. Check with your airline to determine the status of your flight.
- If you’re worried about cancel culture, try not sexually assaulting anyone. Hope this helps!








