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Danielle Sepulveres 🌻
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Danielle Sepulveres 🌻
@ellesep
📝 of pop culture/relationships/health. Opinions are my own. Mets fan. Followed the 👣 of Alicia Florrick Kitty Montgomery Cat Brant. Loves sandwiches.
- THE TIREDNESS ON THE COUCH NEVER TRANSLATES TO THE BED AND I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY
- “This is going to ruin the tour,” I whisper when my PTO request gets denied
- I told the Mets I can’t pitch tonightNEW: Joe Manchin says he wouldn’t serve as Harris VP trib.al/WaiUtLO
- I just heard some woman refer to someone as “the human equivalent of an escape room” and fuck if we don’t all know that person
- Just found out that if a Husky and a Pug mix, it's called a Hug. You're welcome.
- Charlotte: [wears latex gloves and mask, wipes down the table and menus] Miranda: My client is suing her parents to make them stay home Samantha: Oh honey I LOVE it! All the phone sex and you don’t have to see them for months? Fabulous Carrie: I’m selfish. I’ll keep going out
- People are really pressed that we all think Harry Styles is hot.
- Is everyone else also mostly having nightmares
- Still thinking about the game I was at when someone said Mr. and Mrs. Met weren’t playing the trumpets correctly, a guy turned around said “…their heads are baseballs.”
- By age 30 you should have a group of friends who will reunite in Derry, Maine to fight an ancient evilBy age 30, you should have a group of friends that talk business, money, and fitness, not politics and pop culture.
- Motion for Keanu Reeves to just appear briefly as Keanu Reeves in every movie
- My family dog is 15 getting laser treatments for arthritis and my dad just sent me these pics of him in his protective goggles. I'm dying
- How do we get moving on instituting that whole 4 day work week
