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joyce
@eljoyce_
free 🇨🇩 | chelsea fan + distance runner + feminist fairy 🧚🏾‍♂️
Joined May 2014
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    I told someone I was Congolese yesterday and their response was “oh my father in law owns a diamond company there”?????????????
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    the transition from someone being a work friend to being a friend friend is so lovely
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    seeing all those mens icks have inspired me to be a worse woman
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    Love is Blind was just created for Lauren and Cameron to meet, everything else is just entertainment
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    all these goals and southgate is gonna cook up the nastiest 0-0 we’ve ever seen
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    People who came on this TL to tell us they’re voting Tory because they don’t want Labour to overtax their 30k grad job salary, how’s that going for you?
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    crying this is how they lead you out of date spot before folding you like a pretzel
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    Replying to @eljoyce_
    But when I ask how many kids have died in his mines EYE am the bad guy
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    london twitter are obsessed with hotels because everyone still lives with their mum
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    Imagine black players started to boo Remembrance Day and boycott poppies looool
    Nonsense. The booing of players taking the knee is motivated by football fans who'd just like to enjoy a good game of football with having to be lectured first about how they're all nasty racists by virtue signalling millionaires.
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    If they drug test Thiago rn they’re gonna have to put his results in a museum
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    this guy is so funny wasn’t he shaking nyash like a city girl on roman’s yacht????
    🗣 "I could count on one hand how many times I've seen him in the last many years I worked for Chelsea." Frank Lampard denies that he has a personal relationship with Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich
    00:00
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    Replying to @eljoyce_
    btw this was a middle aged white man and he was talking about his congolese partner lmao make of that what you will 🙃
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    They’re treating Saka and co like Make a Wish kids