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when someone says “you can’t make this up” that’s wrong. i could make it up easily
lexi
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lexi
@elextra__
shitposting comes to me in divine visions // priv: @beepbug
she/her, 28
Joined October 2018
- this is extra hardcore if ur a snail
- lately my boyfriend has been playing essentially a trucking simulator and when watching it the other day i asked him to drive the truck into a lake and he did. and then proceeded to spend half an hour fishing it out with a crane. and that’s what love is about
- everyone who believes this bullshit has never experienced any real trauma or mental illness in their entire lifeShe told my ass to get up, so i did
- me at age 15: ewwww mustaches are so gross! me at age 22: is this seat taken
- my hot take is shit like this is made for neurotypical people who are having a bad day and not people suffering from actual mental illnessthis video is like my favourite thing. imagine being on the ledge and getting handed this 😭x.com/beauvoirbaddie…
- the only time i’ve ever experienced indoctrination by the woke left is when my friends with autism try to gaslight me into thinking i also have autism
- i look so gross today. april fool’s! i am hot and sexie as usual
- Replying to @elextra__also asked him to drive into a gas station to see if it would blow up fortnite-style and he said “it won’t, that was the first thing i tried”
- Replying to @elextra__framing a human emotion as a weakness is baffling and gives the same energy as alpha-male hate rhetoric
