When my daughter passed her driving test,she offered to pick me up when I was out having drinks with friends.
On the way home I asked her, “Could we stop at McDonald’s?”
She replied “Been waiting for years to say this……. No we have plenty of food at home!
My husband suggested that we go to the pub separately to relive our first date.
So he walked over to me at the bar and asked "Hi gorgeous, can I buy you a drink?"
I replied "Get lost, I'm not falling for that again".
My husband and l have a secret to making our marriage last. Twice a week we go to a nice restaurant, drink a little wine, eat good food, and enjoy
companionship.
He goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.