I need a house husband please.
I spend at least a half a grand on door dash a month. My dishes are stacked like a tower. I forgot to take out the trash the past two weeks. And I don’t remember the last time I washed my blankets and sheets.
What you’ll get in return
- Live rent
I think a girl was flirting with my last night I wasn’t sure. She called me pretty, let me take a sip of her drink, offered me a drink, and gave me the cherry from her drink. And all of her friends was like “You gave her your cherry!??”
A girl has never flirted with me before
As much as I seem like a whore on the internet believe it or not I’m not a whore IRL.
A friendly reminder to keep your hands to yourself and be professional. Unless it’s personal and consent has been given.
Just went through TSA they asked me to lift my arms so I can get scanned. I was wearing a crop top and accidentally flashed everyone.. I don’t wear bras. Im so sorry 🥹😭
I was so confused of why guys were not into squeezing balls when they would sit on their balls, until I found out today that guys do not sit on their balls. What a funny life to live in.
Hi everyone I’m back from the ER. I had an involuntarily bowl movement this morning and that was finally enough for me to get checked in.
In short I have a bladder infection I will be using antibiotics for it and I’ve also received nausea pills for my severe headaches.
Luckily