The poor girl just wanted to bang a dirtbag before settling down like the rest of us in their late 20s/early 30s and no one would let her do it in peace. Sad
Taylor Swift and Matty Healy have broken up.
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@ejdickson
senior culture writer @wired. I wrote a book about bad moms, out now: tinyurl.com/4m3p7w78 email: [email protected], Signal: 9173976848
New York, NY
Joined April 2009
- GOP: abortion is bad WOMEN: ok we’ll use birth control GOP: thats bad too WOMEN: .. GOP: I mean if yall could just like die that’d be ideal
- Literally no one: Influencers: I’ve just tested positive for COVID even though I was super careful and just went to the Hamptons and ate at restaurants and went to a wedding and a party thrown by a swimwear brand and
- It’s especially funny considering that 2 years ago I interviewed him for the literal cover of Rolling Stone magazine
Mr Beast thinking Rolling Stone magazine is affiliated with The Rolling Stones is so funny, man - I'm not sure where this idea that children have no right to exist in public spaces came from, but I think it's probably the same sentiment that's behind the rise of therapy-speak: this idea that the comfort and well-being of an individual supersedes that of the collectiveSmall child runs up to Zoë. I body block and say, “Maybe we don’t run up to dogs we don’t know.” The parent: She’s three Me: If she isn’t on voice recall, maybe she should be leashed?
- My friends have a dog with separation anxiety and someone suggested they get a dummy while they’re away to make the dog feel better and they sent them this and I can’t stop laughing
- Dinesh D’Souza is that kid in high school who drew swastikas on his binder to shock people but called his mom crying when he got a C on an algebra test
- Amber Heard had more evidence than 99.999% of domestic abuse survivors have to support her claims of abuse and a jury still found her guilty of defamation. Meanwhile, the person she accused could not be bothered to even show up to court. We hate women so much in this country.
- Thanks to Tumblr banning porn, a massive sex-positive community has just been decimated. Sex workers, who are already under attack, have just lost one of the last platforms available to them. If you care even a little about freedom of sexual expression, this should infuriate you.
- Who is the Muppet you hold in the highest esteem? Not the one you like the best, the one you respect the most. Mine is Grover
- NEW from me: I spoke to DV survivors & victims’ advocates about the Depp/Heard verdict. According to one advocate, “hundreds” of survivors have already retracted victim statements & pulled out from court cases as a result of watching the trial.
- I wrote about Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas, and how his team, in the year of our Lord 2023, seems to be taking a page from an old misogynistic playbook: accusing women of being bad moms. And because we hate women, it appears to be working:
- Karolina spent years idolizing raw vegan influencers on Instagram. She went to Bali to meet them — and never came home. My deep dive on fruitarianism — a group of people who exclusively eat raw fruit — is up on NY Mag today.
- Scoop: Canadian leftists are using “Ram Ranch,” a 2012 porno metal song about 18 gay cowboys, to troll anti-vaxx truckers and disrupt convoy communications on Zello and Telegram. They call themselves the #ramranchresistance.
