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Please tell me your embarrassing sex stories so i feel better. I just thought about the time a few years ago when a guy went down on me and we made eye contact and I waved for some reason
Erica
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Erica
@eerrriiicaa
Joined February 2012
- We’re quarantined with our laptops and our phones. If they’re not texting u back, they just don’t want to
- No girl has ever gotten a 👀 via dm and thought to themselves “wow, I’d love to fuck that guy” so maybe relax on those
- Iced coffee just tastes better when you’re late for work
- Can meme pages stop being private? I don’t want to follow your page just because my friend dmed me your mediocre post which I can’t view
- In a group chat for an upcoming bachelorette & this girl I don’t know goes “Erica, you follow (insert name)? How do you know him?” I was like “omg I slept w him years ago lol”. Turns out it’s her husband & he told her that he’s only ever slept w her 😩about to be a longgg weekend
- “Uhhh why does my bf follow you” idk maybe he wants fuck me
- Tested positive for giving good head
- This kid I used to babysit for almost ten years ago just found my IG and immediately dmed me to let me know that I was the first girl he ever jerked off to. Oh
- It’s so fucking hot when a guy is on Twitter because it shows that he can read
- Happy 9 year anniversary to when a guy I was obsessed with texted me “I love fucking you” and I read it as “I fucking love you” - despite the fact he barely even liked me - and me replying “I love you too!!!”
- I mean I’m over it but I’m definitely going to bring it up again after a couple drinks
