What if I pretended to be a transwoman as a joke to trigger the dumb libs so funny right yeah and what if I painted my nails a bright fun poppy red and put on matching lipstick and a cute top and smiled super big and for the first time ever my eyes lit up like stars...as a prank!
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- It's so sweet when someone realizes for the first time that other people have lives and aren't just background scenery in their own life... for me that realization happened when I was a child but we all learn at different paces ❤This is such a beautiful concept I'm gonna cry
- When covid is over I want to shake the hand of the waiter that tricked chrissy teigen into buying a $13k bottle of wine
- There's a lady around here that has been refusing treatment for tuberculosis for over a year and now there's a court order to detain and treat her but there's not enforcing and instead just have an officer follow her around as she goes to the casino?????? Just in the casino like
- I think Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson are real, Ana de Armas and Tom Cruise will break up in exactly 3 years when the contract expires, and Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau were set up by their teams but it will become real because they're both fake in the same way that scares me
- This headline really undersells the fact that he was charged and tried in MAGICIANS COURT
- Replying to @eeeeowI don't love the idea of forced detainment and forced medical treatment but they've tried talking to her and it's not working and I just don't think you have the right to be a walking bioweapon!
- I know his handler is so mad rnDENVER (AP) — Heavily armed man killed himself rather than carry out apparent plan to shoot up Colorado amusement park, police say.
- Replying to @FlatEartherK1ttRight like what is even the point of all this other than an excuse to dress cute 😭









