my daughter is mortally terrified of nearly all dogs and one thing that it’s taught me is that most owners are far more bothered about persuading you their dog is safe to be around than actually ensuring it is
edie
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edie
@ediemmill
former wedding planner & circular saw user (she/they)
Gateshead
Joined October 2009
- some girl at our open mic is doing an breathy acoustic cover of all star by smashmouth and i can’t tell if she’s extremely online or not online at all
- my new hobby is rubbernecking on fights about what people do to their houses on fb interiors groups. one woman has moved into a barn conversion and is asking about ripping out the beautiful flagstone floor and someone has replied “maybe you should have bought a house you liked”
- just saw 2 toddlers, previously unknown to each other, bump their ice creams together and say 'cheers!' so there is still good in the world
- ok well this is completely untethered from reality and the standard usage of language so now whatIsrael-Gaza war live: Netanyahu says ceasefire deal must allow Israel to keep fighting until objectives met dlvr.it/T9J6Vd
- nov 27, 2021. michael owen has discovered a portal to the abyss,Looks like I won’t be going anywhere for a while.
- conversation i just heard in wilko: him: do you reckon you’ll need ID? her: why would i need ID to buy a cactus? him (incredulous): cos it’s spiky man
- Hi, I am 25 years old and have been out on the streets for your party every night, show some fucking gratitude you mummified pricksSenior Labour figure: "I am gobsmacked. Everyone is." Another senior Labour figure: "Seriously what the fuck is happening?"
- i also love their fake “getting into tory conference” outfitsTHEY BOUGHT MORE THAN ONE SIGN
00:00 - incredible that this tweet is now out of date because sitting on a bench is no longer allowedJanuary 2020 vs December 2020
- this thread is hilarious, “we’ve spent decades making sure institutions are controlled by financial interests alone and this one has gone rogue, help!”A billionaire bought one of America’s biggest newspapers. Then he put his 28-year old daughter with deep ties to socialist organizations in charge You may have seen the articles, but it’s actually worse than reported… And the consequences could affect every resident of LA🧵👇
- the way americans pronounce the name ‘craig’: heinous
