idk why my company insists on us doing sexual harassment training every year when they havent even bothered hiring anyone worth sexually harassing
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- girls love to be like “my harasser” and it’s a guy theyd have sex with
dudes love to be like “my friend” and it’s a girl they’ve had sex with - you can tell when a group of ppl have met online bc they lack similar attractiveness levels that groups that meet in person subconsciously select for
- it should be illegal for girls who wanna be just friends to show up to the hang in the most fuckable sundresses
- i think it’s rly cute when a girl fucks up her finances. like nooo babe i know youre scared of numbers but you cant be making only the minimum payment each month
- 250k is a salary sweet spot. not a lot of money, but enough so that getting laid off halfway through the year still means out-earning someone who makes “six figures”
- last night at dinner, the first thing she said when she sat down was “does this qualify as a fuckable sundress?”
it should be illegal for girls who wanna be just friends to show up to the hang in the most fuckable sundresses - the dopamine crash you get after a good banter session w someone who doesnt want you back can kill you
- one thing no one talks about is how sundresses will waft a girl's pheromones around when she wears them without panties
- Replying to @averpeeshes so offended bc regurgitating names is the extent to which she can talk about it lmao
