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EBITMA
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EBITMA
@ebitmom
i do finance and this is all investment advice
Manhattan, NY
Joined June 2021
- Looking for a man in finance 94 Poor health No living relatives
- I miss standardized testing. Once a year I’d get a piece of paper that told me I was better than 99% of people and I REALLY took that shit for granted
- I really admire men’s commitment to staying horny in the face of tragedy
- Cute that they invented “chief of staff” so boys could be secretaries too
- Replying to @ebitmomIt’s funny and cool when I post hinge screenshots it’s cringe when yall do it Rules for thee not for me
- Replying to @burnfrenchtoastTbh it was a guy I already knew and I was just being silly
- Replying to @Oilfield_RandoNever seen a comment section so full of sexless losers
- The man I lost my virginity to is having a daughter in a few months and I am about to polish off the bag of cocaine I accidentally brought into the Schengen Zone at 9:24 am in an airport lounge
- Apologies Sheryl Sandberg I was not familiar with your gameEx-Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg spent $13K on lingerie during Europe trip, told aide to ‘come to bed’ on private jet: book trib.al/zml2M7H
- Nothing more beautiful than sharing material non public information with the boys after a long workweek
