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@ebarcuzzi
JD, MD, PhD. Noble Prize winner. World's top expert on Freddy-Kruger Effect.
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    @ebarcuzzi
    Aug 19, 2023
    COVID relief funds basically being a candy bowl with a "just take one" sign then the government years later gulaging anyone who didn't follow the honor system is a testament to the beauty and power of the administrative state. I love it.
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    New York Post
    @nypost
    Aug 19, 2023
    Miami real estate broker who used $381K in COVID relief funds on Bentley, luxe apartment, gets 3.5 behind bars trib.al/iJOkZjw
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    @ebarcuzzi
    Aug 28, 2020
    Replying to @megha_lilly and @margaritaevna95
    That's nothing, have seen Thomas Kinkade's work?
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    Jan 13, 2021
    Replying to @MushroomsOnMarz
    There are 5.
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    @ebarcuzzi
    May 6, 2024
    There has never been anyone closer to getting it who will never get it than Romney. Physicists must study how objects can be so close without touching to gain deeper understanding of subatomic forces.
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    Republicans against Trump
    @RpsAgainstTrump
    May 5, 2024
    GOP Senator Mitt Romney: “70% of Republicans still say that Donald Trump won...Are we going to abandon truth to that degree? It’s absolutely absurd... Actually, most of the evidence I’ve seen so far has been Republicans trying to corrupt the election.”
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    @ebarcuzzi
    Apr 15, 2022
    Replying to @UweBollocks
    I am a vampire dentist and this is absolutely how they work.
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    @ebarcuzzi
    Feb 8, 2024
    It's going to be a nailbiter election between the only candidate who could lose to Trump and the only candidate who could lose to Biden.
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    @ebarcuzzi
    Jul 7, 2021
    Replying to @DeanTrantalis @elonmusk and @boringcompany
    I have a much more advanced solution. My Urban Mobility Pods offer greater capacity and throughput and are advanced enough to operate on existing roadways. And at only $5 million each they're a steal compared to the boring company's offerings.
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    @ebarcuzzi
    Dec 11, 2020
    Replying to @kimchiandfries
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    @ebarcuzzi
    Aug 11, 2022
    Repeatedly calling my landlord at 2am asking for permission to bang.
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    @ebarcuzzi
    Feb 9, 2022
    Replying to @NPR
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    @ebarcuzzi
    Apr 1, 2021
    Replying to @sandinistaoliva
    Must be babies. They get a lot bigger.
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    @ebarcuzzi
    May 6, 2024
    Replying to @ebarcuzzi
    Romney: "Every Republican I've ever met is an evil stupid crook trying to make the world worse. Which confuses me because they are the good guys." Me, studying the particles he's emitting: "Fascinating"
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    @ebarcuzzi
    Jul 26, 2024
    When someone tells me that JD Vance didn't actually fuck the couch:
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    @ebarcuzzi
    May 3, 2019
    apologies for the blatantly mean tweet but THIS is what AOC's boyfriend looks like? incredible scenes, truly representing all the ambitious and stunning millenial women shackled to boyfriends who look like bin raccoons out there