maris crane@earlsofriskAug 23, 2024Do you guys think there is someone at the DNC who made a joke about a surprise guest to a reporter today and has now sweated through like 7 shirts565667767721K21K1.5M1.5M
maris crane@earlsofriskSep 21, 2024“when the slowburn is too slow” and people are saying four years? we are ASHESb@wwxwashereSep 20, 2024when the slowburn is too slow 😭30301.2K1.2K14K14K496K496K
maris crane@earlsofriskSep 20, 2025happy 26 years to the slowest slow burn to ever burn …. so slowly664404403.3K3.3K57K57K
maris crane@earlsofriskSep 24, 2024(whispers oh my god again)maris crane@earlsofriskSep 24, 2024oh my god661591592.3K2.3K61K61K
maris crane@earlsofriskSep 15, 2025“this is the closest Chris will ever be to this” AMAZING00:0017171461462.2K2.2K105K105K
maris crane@earlsofriskAug 23, 2024Replying to @earlsofrisk“Tell them it’s Beyoncé I don’t care! No one is actually coming!” ten minutes later “You told them it was BEYONCÉ?”4422221.6K1.6K41K41K
maris crane@earlsofriskSep 22, 2025closing my eyes tonight and remembering Chris Meloni towering over the cast of The Pitt like a weirdly buff angel4490901.7K1.7K31K31K
