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Dylan Michael Smith
@dylanmsmitty
Steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you a king. -Bob Dylan
Texas, USA
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    Dylan Michael Smith
    @dylanmsmitty
    Feb 27, 2021
    I voted for Joe Biden. I don’t have a Joe Biden hat. I don’t have a Joe Biden t-shirt. I don’t have a Joe Biden flag in my yard. I don’t worship Joe Biden as an infallible god who can do no wrong. I voted for and support Joe Biden bc he’s real, compassionate and loves America!
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    Dylan Michael Smith
    @dylanmsmitty
    Jul 15, 2019
    I miss Barack Obama. Anyone else?
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    Dylan Michael Smith
    @dylanmsmitty
    Jun 2, 2018
    Trump about his daughter Ivanka: “If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, I’d be dating her.” “She’s got the best body.” “Don’t you think my daughters hot? She’s hot, right?” “Voluptuous!” “A piece of ass.” ...and everyone is worried about what Samantha Bee said about Ivanka?!
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    Dylan Michael Smith
    @dylanmsmitty
    Aug 26, 2018
    The saddest part of having Donald Trump, a hateful and racist man for a President is that I never in my wildest dreams would have thought so many of my fellow Americans would support and blindly defend such a man.
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    Dylan Michael Smith
    @dylanmsmitty
    May 22, 2018
    Dear White People, I’m DISGUSTED by my own race! Obama is TEN FUCKING TIMES THE MAN TRUMP COULD EVER BE! Obama is dignified, intelligent, honorable. Trump is corrupt, a racist, an assaulter, a traitor. Stop blaming Obama for Trumps corruption & lack of any basic decency. -Me
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    Dylan Michael Smith
    @dylanmsmitty
    Aug 3, 2021
    You think you have it bad? My Governor is Greg Abbott and my Senator is Ted Cruz.
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    Dylan Michael Smith
    @dylanmsmitty
    Apr 26, 2021
    You think you have it bad? My Senator is Ted Cruz.
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    Dylan Michael Smith
    @dylanmsmitty
    Aug 3, 2019
    Who agrees with me that Donald Trump is a white supremacy cult leader?
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    Dylan Michael Smith
    @dylanmsmitty
    Apr 9, 2020
    I will never fucking ever understand the attraction to Donald Trump. It’s so fucking disgusting. Who’s with me?
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    Dylan Michael Smith
    @dylanmsmitty
    Aug 5, 2021
    I don’t have a Biden card, I don’t have a Biden hat, I don’t have a Biden flag, I don’t have a Biden yard sign, I don’t have a Biden shirt. I’m not in a cult. I love my country and that’s why I fully support President Joe Biden. Who’s with me?
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    Dylan Michael Smith
    @dylanmsmitty
    Sep 14, 2019
    Man, I knew Trump was going to suck as a president...but didn’t know it would be this bad. Who else is embarrassed every single fucking day?
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    Dylan Michael Smith
    @dylanmsmitty
    Mar 1, 2021
    Who else is still impatiently waiting for Donald Trump to be indicted and/or arrested?!
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    Dylan Michael Smith
    @dylanmsmitty
    Jan 29, 2019
    Who thinks Trump is the shittiest President ever?
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    Dylan Michael Smith
    @dylanmsmitty
    Aug 8, 2021
    I live in Texas, I have kids and I have never wanted to move more than now.