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The horrors persist, but so do I.
Dubem
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Dubem
@dvbem
God knew I’d be unstoppable if I were mentally stable.
Nigeria
Joined December 2015
- My dog birthed 7 healthy pups two nights ago. Her partner saw them and tried to run away. Lmao I chained the werey. Ain't no escaping your responsibilities sir.
- If you've ever been in bed with a girl and her boyfriend calls to accuse her of cheating, her response will shock you.
- When you're chilling with her after sex and you see her open Twitter to dm Oloni
- Replying to @dvbemFew minutes later I got a text from her: "So same time next week? 😏😏". Moral lesson: I'm scum. She's scum. We are all scum.
- Replying to @dvbemThe girl replied "But babe that's the Uber I ordered. You know my car is not good". Very quickly I added "Madam please rate me 5 stars oh".
- Everybody: PH people: STFU OUR BOLÉ IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!! HOW DARE YOU EAT IT WITH GROUNDNUT?! OVER HERE WE ADD STEW AND FISH AND COLESLAW AND WRAP IT INSIDE LEAF LIKE SHAWARMA!!!
- Replying to @dvbemMen will cheat and have their women suspecting them. Women will cheat and have their men apologizing and professing their undying love.
- Asking her for nudes so she'll get annoyed and end the chat without asking you for money >>>
- Come oh, is this sugar daddy rush just bants or are you folk out there sucking civil war penis?
- Replying to @dvbemOne experience I had with a guy's cheating girlfriend made me realise these women are pros at it.
