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an escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. good luck
madimoiselle ♡
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madimoiselle ♡
@drivingmemadi
Like a furby, but worse.
- my bank blocked my card because of a security threat. it was me, buying a mattress, at 2 am. i am my own biggest threat
- my boyfriend and i go to Taco Bell. what do you want i ask him. a baja blast? no. he gets down on one knee. i want something that will baja last. will you marry me? they ring the taco bell. we live happily ever after mas.
- boomers: i hate my wife millennials: i hate my life gen z: beesechurger
- oh don’t worry im fully vaccinated im just coughing uncontrollably because i choked on my own saliva
- congrats on your $600 stimulus, pick one item from the bottom case
- get to work
US government will run out of money by October 18, Treasury secretary says cnn.it/2ZuTmtY - instant noodles scooby-doo praying 🤝 ramen
- if everyone drops one thing they learned in therapy we can all gain insight from this thread
- imagine thinking cooking is a feminine role. just boil the water bradley you useless piece of shit
- boys. please wear short shorts. your long shorts make you look like a Home Depot 2x4
- pro life people be like: i’ll kill you for having an abortion
- everyone wears crosses and i just feel like y’know maybe jesus probably doesn’t like crosses, all things considered
