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    Bad news folks! i waited in line for 16 hours to see the queen. But by the time i got there she was fuckin DEAD!!!!!!
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    ok so the evil hospital we destroyed turned out to be a normal hospital? Uh oh!! hope we dont make the same mistake 100 more times
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    age 0 (baby): I want my Dada . age 25 (Millennial): I want my Data Do you see how fucked this is?
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    Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Candles $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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    its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town
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    "we dont deserve dogs" of course we deserve dogs shit head. before we bred the evil out of them they were basically giant rats
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    absolutely block on sight
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    the middle east is complicated because its bad to support smothering orphans in hell fire but I also really want to graduate Harvard
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    could i get th e opposite of this please
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    everyone less mentally ill than me is Privileged, everyone more mentally ill than me is Toxic, everyone equally mentally ill to me is Cool
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    "you post about girls asses while people are dying in a submarine. Really normal" i will post about Girls asses as the sun engulfs the earth
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    ( me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers