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Zaphod Beeblebrox βΏ π
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Zaphod Beeblebrox βΏ π
@dragonfudge
she/he β’ Indian β’ butch β’ ~lispian crouch~ || Anti-Caste.
26 y/o
Joined November 2015
Everyone saying she pushed him but I think she didnβt realise it was water bc itβs all green and looked like grass πA mother's love and protection is all we need β€οΈ
00:00- oh my god thats IT????? youd think shed been beaten bloody from the way everyone's been talking about it she just got a little knock on the chin?????? and immediately started crying????
- wild how its "first recorded in the works of" for jane austen but shakespeare "invented" all those phrasesThe phrases: βshut upβ, βdirt cheapβ, βdog tiredβ, βdinner-partyβ, and βbrace yourselfβ were all first recorded in the works of Jane Austen.
- Replying to @femmeinfernalYeah :(( she got so panicked once he fell in like it was clearly an accidentβ¦ sheβs a single mom sheβs doing her best :((
- cishet couples in tv shows will have ZERO chemistry and yet the showrunners will make them kiss and have sex and everyone will be like yea but a queer couple will have the most heartwrenchingly romantic lines and scenes ever and people are like hm idk if i see it :/
- i dont get why people in fandoms still run to the cast and creators to confirm each and every headcanon. you can think whatever you want about a character you dont need some sort of sanction from the Top what is this catholicism
- Replying to @morticiafrump_ and @m0rtic14it wasnt even that hard like ???? youd think she was just standing around when khelif round-house kicked her in the face unprompted with the way terfs have been crying about it. def feels like the italian planned to do this all along
- I swear hp fans have just gotten more stupidβweβre equals, granger. both labeled as something weβre notβ
- Replying to @ConradkBarwaomg all this time she was just figuring out her sexuality... good for her
- Thatβs like. Way too much saffron. Youβre using up like $3k of saffron and for WHAT
- He is typecast as man who rolls his eyes while asking questions about toxic yaoigirl what episode of interview with the vampire is this
- Replying to @dragonfudgefor the record i dont think austen fully invented those phrases nor do i think shakespeare did i think they both popularised existing colloquialisms
- Remember when jkr was like βin my story being a werewolf is like having AIDS :)β and people were like thatβs fucking weird esp when thereβs a werewolf who specifically seeks out kids to infect and she said nothing about that
