Spud towers, spud containers, spuds in the ground…all due at different times.
And yes…I am an Irish cliché.
What of it, sir?
Fine…here’s some broccoli.
Klopp on Darwin Nunez: “Absolutely it was red. The boy had the wrong reaction and now he and the team suffers. Now, that said, if he’d headbutted that prick Tierney, I’d have had my top off and dived into the Kop.”
Klopp on facing Real Madrid in the CL final: “What a team! Wow! So dangerous. How I said, Carlo is a fantastic coach. I’ll tell you one thing though, if one of those ‘mind games’ gimps slides anywhere near me in a 14 shirt, I’ll volley the prick into the outskirts of Paris.”
Klopp on the title: "City are an outstanding football team. So consistent. Incredible standards. Wow. That said, it'd be nice if teams didn't just roll over when they play them. Bit of help, lads, for fuck sake. Trying to win a title here, youse bottle merchants. Christ."