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Trev Downey
@downeytrev
A Cop Wouldn't Ask That
Joined July 2011
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    Spud towers, spud containers, spuds in the ground…all due at different times. And yes…I am an Irish cliché. What of it, sir? Fine…here’s some broccoli.
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    Cole Palmer breathing out after he’s breathed in, there. You just don’t see intelligence like that often. Special.
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    Standing on my couch clapping Thiago off, there.
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    Klopp on Darwin Nunez: “Absolutely it was red. The boy had the wrong reaction and now he and the team suffers. Now, that said, if he’d headbutted that prick Tierney, I’d have had my top off and dived into the Kop.”
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    Michael Oliver is bent. Liverpool have been shite. Both can be true.
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    Gary Neville thinks JFK dived.
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    Don’t worry about the offside. Konate is fouled. It’s clear. That’s a bottle job. The perfect crown to Oliver’s disgraceful showing.
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    Klopp on facing Real Madrid in the CL final: “What a team! Wow! So dangerous. How I said, Carlo is a fantastic coach. I’ll tell you one thing though, if one of those ‘mind games’ gimps slides anywhere near me in a 14 shirt, I’ll volley the prick into the outskirts of Paris.”
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    Klopp on the title: "City are an outstanding football team. So consistent. Incredible standards. Wow. That said, it'd be nice if teams didn't just roll over when they play them. Bit of help, lads, for fuck sake. Trying to win a title here, youse bottle merchants. Christ."
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    At last, the snide bastard wind-up merchant we deserve
    Diogo Jota couldn't resist celebrating right in front of the Leicester fans after scoring the winning penalty 👀
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    Remember that time Kim Jong Il had a 38 under par round of golf including 5 holes-in-one? Yeah. That.
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    Tyler - "Lucky, lucky Liverpool, plucky plucky Tottenham Hotspur." Amazing levels of gimpery.
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    Brand 66 reckons the parade was a “perfect send off.” You have to hand it to him. A more tone-deaf egotist you’d struggle to find.