OPEN THE SCHOOLS
doctor: you have 249 minutes to live
me:
Pavani
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- Hey we're using Common Sense and Great Intelligence in case you'd like to join
- do not go gentle into that tandoori night
- Investing money is hard…where is a mansplainer when you need one
- everyone knows that the right way to eat boiled eggs is to race through it faster than your brain can register how awful they taste
- Ah the 2 genders….Common Sense and Great Intelligence
- it is my personal belief that taking a trip to Japan will change my life
- Half my life would be together if I just slept on time instead of running a late night think tank for problems that didn’t exist
- They should add protein to whiskey and call it Jacked Daniel’s
- I’m either unproductive and calm or productive and anxious
- People romanticise the idea of a socially anxious boyfriend, like it’s some kind of softboy dream. Tbh do you actually want to spend your life socialising an odd man, gently nudging him through every interaction and making the world a friendlier place for him to exist in?
- Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to increase shareholder value