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little special™
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- took a nap that was NOT healing and just made me feel like roadkill instead
- my parents have been happily married for 30 years + from what I’ve gathered, they owe it to: 1) having separate bathrooms 2) being each other’s biggest fans 3) when my mom was sad that my dad wasn’t typing “ok” with a heart emoji he started adding them
- obsessed with j___d_love on instagram, the account where this little chihuahua won’t stop licking the dachshund’s haunches
- my friend from high school is the only person who knows how to text me
- I love when the cat and I are in bed both looking at my phone…I should get her a phone
- Replying to @dollbunyanHe also ONLY uses the red heart with her and uses the yellow heart with everyone else
- “Be his peace” bitch shut up I’m tapping his window with a branch that looks like a gnarled witch hand
- time for evil dinner, the dinner I eat in the almost-pitch black kitchen after 11pm in under 6 minutes
- Me on payday: money is a construct and means nothing. $8 juice, please Me the next day: I would do absolutely anything and kill anyone to obtain 5 whole USD
- It must have been so crazy to be a rascal before, like, social security numbers + meticulous data-keeping existed. You could just show up in some random city and be like “yeah I’m Weed Jones” and everyone in the tavern would be like “hello Weed”
