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@dollarbillbluez
I like fun beverages
- It’s kinda sad that her right wing grift isn’t working out because she’s straight up too illiterateThere are only two pronouns there are only two gendersReaders added contextThere are more than two pronouns. thefreedictionary.com/List-of-pronou…
- My dad installed a dash cam in my car at some point when I was home for thanksgiving and I found out when I turned my car on to go to target and a very clearly Chinese lady’s voice said “start recording” out of nowhere
- When I randomly chose to go to class instead of skipping for the first time in two weeks and there was a midterm
- You’ll never guess how the drill instructor enters the frame x.com/crazyclipsonly…
- I still love her reply to this day and idk why people ragged on her more than the original poster. Like she saw regular misogyny and replied with A1 mentally unwell mysticism. What’s not funny about that
- I’m a 9/11 last responder, i just arrived on the scene today. looks like it’s already been taken care of
- It’s crazy how morticians used to be kinda somber old dudes and now they’re millennial woman with dyed hair and funky glasses who all run tik tok accounts called things like “Embalming Babe 💗☠️🧪🦇”
- Random thing I always gripe about is how “chai tea” and “naan bread” are perfectly reasonable and non-redundant phrases and anyone who corrects you is just doing it as a cheap shot to feel smart
- When I was ~7 there was a photo of two ducks in a swamp in a nat geo book my dad bought me that I was absolutely obsessed w and would look at every day. My mom donated the book at some point and I’d randomly remember the photo for years but never find it but I finally did today
