I just received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.
Duke of Gatanga
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Duke of Gatanga
@dnkariuki
My grandfather’s grandson | Marketer | Rotarian | Confidently smart | Casually inquisitive | Sensitively appreciative | Wanderlust | Aspiring ranch owner. + 254
Nairobi
Joined September 2011
- British : "I'm knackered " American : "I'm so tired" Kenyans: "Leo mahali najiwekelea aki..."
- This kyuk vernacular station advertising CCTV with night vision, complete with customer testimonials of how one client discovered who was milking her cow at night by use of CCTV. Culprit was the alcoholic husband.
- Dear Kikuyus - Kusondeka, Kutarua, Kupituka, Tariki, Kuhurunja, Kugaragara, Kumomoka, Malikua, Kifikifi is not Swahili... Tuko hamwe?
- Nairobians - it's that time of the year when we remind you that Diani is in Kwale and Mtwapa is in Kilifi. Thank you.
- Stephen Kinyanjui is the most unimaginative name for a Kikuyu man. In both names the meaning is the same. Step-Hen and Kinya-Njui
- Good News Version : I'm broke NIV : I don't have money. King James Version: Henceforth, let it be known unto thee, that thy pocket of my garment consisteth of nothing but emptiness.
- While celebrating the removal of the curfew a few friends had drinks and even salugtered a goat.... They enjoyed the party kapsaa until morning..... Problem is by morning the goat was still alive but the dog was missing.
- Stephen Kinyanjui is the most unimaginative name for a Kikuyu man. In both names the meaning is the same. Step-Hen and Kinya-Njui
- My neighbour came back home drunk and has been knocking at his door from 3am up to now, but he STAYS ALONE . .. should I go and tell him that he's not around?
- We are suddenly wowed by @DCI_Kenya story telling but we haven’t peeled off the back story. All of a sudden they’ve so much information about this mchele man but no one talks about justice to his victims nor how he escaped conviction all those years…
