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the transsexual walter benjamin🪬
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the transsexual walter benjamin🪬
@dmt4dmt
i am 81 and a gay homosexual f@ggot. devout maximalist and freak!!!!! person of jihad experience
- saw this framed picture of ryan gosling as ken at the pharmacy. wasn’t even associated with anything barbie branded that was being sold, it was just there
- b4 moving into my appt i asked my landlord “is the water running like do the toilet & shower work?”, he says (in his heavy quebecois accent) “yes. there is a funny toilet seat”, me: “what do u mean by..funny?”, landlord: “no you have to see. i know you will like it” this was it
- “godspeed” is just “inshallah” for white people
- too late. i have already depicted myself as the cabbage grown in excreta-based compost (left) and you as the cabbage grown without soil amendements (right)
- [charli xcx but she’s dracula] do you vant to guess the color of my underveaar! bleh!🧛♂️
- this video is making me fucking lose it x.com/dondokodick/st…
- i cannot be fucking stopped w these korean marinated eggs they’re so fucking good and easy
- Replying to @dmt4dmtmust point out: during this phone convo i was accidentally high on acid and then i spent the next week anxious about what a “funny toilet seat” could mean to a weird hermit elderly quebecois landlord
- Replying to @dmt4dmtsame convo: he had been my friends landlord so i had spent a lot of time in the building so i asked him which appt it was. he said “it’s number 8 like the beatles song! *proceeds to sing this song for a full half min*” a) the “beatles song” is #9 b) my appt # is not 8 or 9
- Jolene you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your beauty is beyond compare. your smile is like a breath of spring. they can’t compete with you
