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Danielle Andersen
@dmoongirl
Family gal & pro poker player. The sad chick in ‘Bet Raise Fold.’ Scotch & nap enthusiast. MN roots Vegas branches.
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Joined September 2010
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    Danielle Andersen
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    Jan 18, 2023
    Didn’t think trolling a pervert over his nasty nutsack was gonna go down as one of my greatest life achievements, but here we are… 🤗🤣 Gg Coke Can Greg. ☠️
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    Barstool Sports
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    Jan 18, 2023
    NSFW: Man Sends Woman Unsolicited Dick Pic And Then Tries To Get Her Fired After She Roasts His Genitals barstoolsports.com/blog/3452649/n…
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    Danielle Andersen
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    Jul 10, 2019
    I mean...how next level is my kid’s main event bustout support? Literally the best. 😭😂
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    Danielle Andersen
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    Oct 4, 2019
    If I’m ever mysteriously murdered, skip the police. I want the poker community on the case.
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    Danielle Andersen
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    Jan 5, 2021
    My son & I to look at the @dog_rates daily calendar & keep a running top ten list of our favs through the year. We made many tough decisions to get here (they’re all good dogs) but I present our 2020 We Rate Dogs All-Star selections! They’re now enshrined as art in his room. 🐶❤️
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    Danielle Andersen
    @dmoongirl
    Jul 9, 2019
    Sooooo.... that was a good level. #Legooooooo #WSOPMain
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    Danielle Andersen
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    Nov 20, 2020
    I could play $100,000/$200,000 and I’d still make my kid work for a $500 gaming console. 👍🏼
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    Danielle Andersen
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    Jun 2, 2021
    So my 13-year-old made me breakfast & then handed me this. Lmao. 🤣☠️
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    Danielle Andersen
    @dmoongirl
    Jul 25, 2019
    You might have grown 4.5” in 9-months & outweigh me. But, I am still your mother, still a badass & I’ll still level you. For a little while longer at least... 😉😂 #FamilyBonding #ContactSport
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    Danielle Andersen
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    Jun 4, 2018
    Posted a fun chip porn picture on FB & followed it up the next day with some insomnia induced thoughts. Felt it was important enough to share here too. Read if so inclined. 😘#PokerPlayerLife
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    Danielle Andersen
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    Jan 5, 2021
    I want the people in charge of @ChickfilA drive through to coordinate vaccine distribution.
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    Danielle Andersen
    @dmoongirl
    Jul 13, 2024
    Obviously bittersweet but for now at least, feeling the sweet far more than the bitter. 116/10,112 ain’t bad for a cash donk who hasn’t played a tourney since 2019. This was a life experience sooooo many dream of but never get to have. I don’t take that for granted and will
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    Danielle Andersen
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    Jan 19, 2023
    Coke Can Greg is the gift that keeps on giving. @poodawgmelissa @katebarstool
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    Danielle Andersen
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    Aug 4, 2020
    She’s got $5,00,000 in live earnings and these are the responses to @krissyb24poker’s WSOP online bracelet win. Kristen’s probably too nice to care but I want to punch someone. Jfc. 🙄
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    Danielle Andersen
    @dmoongirl
    Apr 21, 2019
    The worst part about living in Vegas is that in order to fly home to Vegas, you have to be on an airplane full of people headed to Vegas. 🙉