DJ
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- Pat, this is Mantis. He used to work for us. He’s an assassin from the line. But before he arrives, I wanted to let you know he’s deformed.
- You've been in the club for 15 minutes and you can't locate your girl. Now why is that?
- I cooked the ribs at 700° for 45 minutes and they fuckin charred up. Now why is that?
- Dave and Whit are the best bickerers on the planet.













