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Jacoby
@djacoby
Jalen and Jacoby forever, Grantland forever.
New York
Joined January 2009
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    The Chiefs just gave up a FART (fumble and return for touchdown) and a TAINT (touchdown after interception) back to back. First ever FART and TAINT back to back.
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    It’s time. After 23 years with ESPN, we have mutually decided to move on. I’ve learned everything I know there, met my best friends there, met my wife there, and leave with zero regrets. I can’t wait to share what’s next.
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    Ankle: “I’m broke” Everybody that ever played basketball: “let me just tighten these shoestrings”
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    If Meek Mill is at the Sixers game tonight sitting next to Iverson...the Sixers are winning the next four NBA championships.
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    I’m just gonna leave this here from July 24th...
    If the Bucks and the Heat meet in the second round, @djacoby is picking Miami to win.
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    James Harden: “My hamstring feels better.” Ben Simmons: “My mental health feels better.” Gamblers: “My Nets bet feels better.”
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    Jimmy Butler is so loyal...if his barber isn’t in the bubble, he isn’t getting a cut.
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    Saw this series play out in mid-July...
    If the Bucks and the Heat meet in the second round, @djacoby is picking Miami to win.
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    They need to reshoot Space Jam and put Trae Young on the Goon Squad.
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    I don’t care what the FBI says, this is a noose and a hate crime.
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    I’m from Buffalo now, have always lived in Buffalo, I’m a Buffaloan? Buffaloer? I’m an actual buffalo and always was:
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    BIG HOUSE WITH BIG BRO. GO BLUE!