So Papa Perez came out as homophobic, Franco is dating a middle aged mother of 3, Maxβs friend made fun of Maxβs abusive childhood on a livestream, C2 met Paul Mescal, Oscar side quested tractor riding (?), & Lando turned 25β¦ did I miss any other chaos that happened over break?
Yβall I work for a Japanese company and my coworker genuinely faked needing GALLBLADDER SURGERY so he could fly home for the Japanese Grand Prix π
Lando has been in this sport for almost two decadesβheβs probably worked with dozens of coaches, trainers, physiotherapists, etc. And youβre telling me that in all that time, every single one of them watched his goofy ass run & went, βYep, perfect formβ ?
βthe other drivers want Oscar to winβ
YOU MEAN GEORGE βmy moneyβs on Landoβ RUSSELL?? MAX βif someone has to beat me, I want it to be Landoβ VERSTAPPEN?? ALEX βI donβt want to be coworkers with Piastriβ ALBON?? CARLOS βCARLANDOβ SAINZ????
what are yβall even SAYING π
Max spun right in front of us, Charles went off right in front of us, Oscar brake checked right in front of us - LANDOSTAND WE DID OUR JOB WE DISTRACTED THEM ALL