Time to tap the sign again
Mfs will hear "all art is political" and think it means "all art has to do with something about the government and stuff"
mucking fuppet
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- Baby boomer writing financial advice for millenials: if you save money by cutting out every little thing that brings joy to your life, at the end of a year you too could have a savings account with $500 in it
- Getting in the shower with executive dysfunction: we do not care for the damp room, how dare you Getting out of the shower with executive dysfunction: the Wet Box is a kind place, i remember now the dry world is the enemy
- When a customer tells me they ordered something that they very much did not and I know because I took the order
GIF - Other people: "you know Halloween is for little kids right?" Me: pic.x.com/yvKXPnZdzk
- Not saying we're all slaves in retail hell but I was more thrilled about my day off than actually celebrating Christmas
- Dreamt I was on Cutthroat Kitchen but @altonbrown locked me in the pantry and made me be the Pantry Goblin for the entire competition
- This is the most bullshit time of the year to live in AZ because you leave the house at 8am in your jacket and fall boots and cozy scarf just to look like a damn fool when 3pm rolls around and it's 85 degrees
- Funny how I've been out of middle school for 8 years and yet Avril Lavigne songs still bang
- If you're out buying 8 months worth of toilet paper buy some condoms too so you don't accidentally burden the world with more idiots
- Absolutely begging yall to understand that a staggering amount of people only know how to love their kids like objects and it's terrifying to those people when their property starts forging an identity that's not an extension of its ownerhas it occurred to anyone that perhaps some parents are just letting kids dress how they want to dress
