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@dick_genital

Scoundrel, ne’er-do-well, Philadelphian, and host of the Public Domain Cinematic Universe podcast (available on all major podcasting platforms)

genderfluid (they/she)

Joined February 2020

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@dick_genital
Jun 8
The protagonist of the Public Domain Cinematic Universe makes his long-awaited debut. Tune in on June 27th to see the Blue Beetle take on the Cult of the Dragon… and in the meantime, feel free to make predictions that I can read at the beginning of the episode!
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Aug 24, 2025
Replying to @avaluciarevilla
I once went down on a woman who mostly drank Mountain Dew and mostly ate convenience store food and my tongue practically sizzled when it made contact 😔
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Jun 19, 2025
The problem with Andor is that it’s so good at making Andor and the early Rebels feel like these world-weary, born-in-the-gutter scrappers that I no longer buy Han Solo as a rugged underworld dealer. Cassian Andor would leave him bleeding to death in an alleyway.
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@dick_genital
Mar 30, 2025
Replying to @slimesphere
It fucking KILLS me. Ali’s one of the best working actors and we’ve lost a decade worth of performances from him because Marvel couldn’t crack a movie that’s been made THREE FUCKING TIMES
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Oct 22, 2021
Replying to @blowjobs4meth
He’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit
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Aug 16, 2025
Replying to @AlMysteri
Genuinely did he get a concussion at some point because it feels like Rob McElhenney has spent the last five years earnestly debasing himself for the approval of Ryan Reynolds
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Jun 7, 2021
Everyone posting #WeLoveYouElon
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Jul 5, 2025
Replying to @ESTRELAD7LVA
There are cities in America where you’ll go weeks only seeing slight variations of these same two people over and over again
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Feb 10, 2024
I’ve said this before but IIRC Biden and Pelosi are both so old that they were born closer to the Lincoln Assassination than they were to the present day
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Jul 15, 2025
Replying to @finestsoup
If I had notoriously written a child gangbang into one of my books I would simply not weigh in on this sort of thing
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May 26, 2025
Replying to @verysmallriver
Now you can ask if she wants some postmarital
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Dec 29, 2024
Replying to @ManuclearBomb
I think the Chapo guys kinda nailed it when they said that he’s probably the last president of our lifetimes who genuinely believes in Hell and knows he’s probably going there
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Mar 26, 2025
Replying to @staidindoors
I just checked and it’s been going on for four fucking hours. This could’ve been a tweet thread. It could’ve been an hour-long stage presentation. Instead it’s a video of chairs that will probably be longer than both Avatar movies by the end.
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Feb 26, 2025
The best historical photographs are the ones that look like they could be Mignola panels
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Feb 26, 2025
The Spanish archaeologist Manuel Esteve posing with the Corinthian helmet that he had found 1938
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