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Once I underestimated shrooms and did 5 grams and then assumed the personality of a monk and sat my parents down and told them how much I loved them while shirtless
Mark II
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Mark II
@dichromark
I be thinking. sometimes good, sometimes bad.
Joined November 2024
- Replying to @xm_muvaHistory is gay as hell idk why people think otherwise
- Replying to @ayekeenoThis is like Steph Curry telling players to stop shooting so many threes and start dunking instead
- Replying to @HazelAppleyardbro is overworked and mistakenly started projecting his stress onto his wife
- Replying to @arkangeljoyMen are also on the internet discussing whether or not Margot Robbie is mid. They would beg for a crumb if given the opportunity.
- Replying to @dyingscribeThat entire post could be shown to a highschool English class during a discussion about unreliable narrators
- My girlfriend’s telling me she loves me and is going to the farmers market. She will surprise me with some goodies later. Boys…is this peak?
- Replying to @SunnySuns63If she knocked on my door at midnight I might open fire
- Replying to @jawdroppuh_I ain’t pickin up no fuckin kid and squeezing him 😭😭
- Replying to @SplitTheGodI don’t want credit card debt to be removed. I want you all to live within your means and be financially responsible.
- Replying to @BigBicNickCan someone give me arguments against mandatory paternity tests upon birth?
- Replying to @Interstella4LAs a man you do not want to be with women like this
