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@devileggos
cw: lovable woman, bald ally, caffeine enjoyer, wood fanatic, puritanical agnostic, hopeless romantic, horror movie connoisseur, investigative journalist, 26
- found it
00:00wheres the video of the girl making the super extra diabetes inducing coffee and she puts the chocolate drizzle on the wrong side of the cup - NORMALIZE FLIRTING FOR FUN! IM A WHORE OF THE MIND! A PERPETUAL FLIRTER! I CANT HELP IT! ITS GOOD FOR THE BRAIN!
- need a man so down bad that he gets happy when i text him a silly update about my day
- god forbid a woman is manipulative and has fun
- deleted hinge and started crushing on strangers on twitter like god intendeddeleted hinge and started crushing on strangers at concerts like god intended
- anyone wanna have a long distance codependent situationship but we never acknowledge feelings until we do and then it crashes and burns dramatically after two years and we never speak again but subtweet each other on our birthdays and dont delete our collaborative playlist
- believing that a twitter man likes you is the same as thinking the stripper likes you
- when i say i hate men i dont mean glen powell. i would milk a cow, make cheese, kill a turkey, slice deli meat, chop up some lettuce, harvest wheat, bake bread, anything just to make him a sandwich if he said he was hungryMOVIE STAR GLEN POWELL
- men. you will pay for your sins.
- why are no men crashing out over me
- does it count as being manipulated if i can notice and willingly allow it to happen
- wheres the video of the girl making the super extra diabetes inducing coffee and she puts the chocolate drizzle on the wrong side of the cup
- we need to make men more ashamed and embarrassed to take pictures of women in public simply existing and then objectifying them for attention on social media. kind of sus to do all that for other creepy men to give you online attention man.
