Pinned🕷️@desm0ndbaneMay 21my first (and likely only) mock draft of this cycle is out now! let me know who your favorite fits for your team are, and if there’s anywhere you feel i messed up on a player’s evaluation. link will be in the replies as per usual.2244343410K10K
🕷️@desm0ndbaneNov 4, 20252 weeks away from accepting aipac money 💔💔✌️𝘖𝘯𝘺𝘹𝘏𝘰𝘰𝘱𝘴@OnyxHoopsNov 4, 2025Someone from the Democratic Party wants to have an interview with meGIF30301.9K1.9K74K74K1.6M1.6M
🕷️@desm0ndbaneDec 24, 2023I’m dead serious & I said this shit a thousand times stop using that fucking pictureLegion Hoops@LegionHoopsDec 24, 2023Desmond Bane: Ja Morant: 37 points 30 points 6 rebounds 11 assists 6 assists 6 rebounds Grizzlies have now won 3 straight 🔥6106102.4K2.4K60K60K9M9M
🕷️@desm0ndbaneOct 4, 2025to my friend payton pritchard, rest now, brother, we have the watch, and i’ll see you in valhalla.Taylor Snow@taylorcsnowOct 4, 2025Payton Pritchard, bleeding from the neck: “It’s definitely been a war out there.”80801.7K1.7K51K51K2.5M2.5M
🕷️@desm0ndbaneAug 23, 2025when they’re in the middle of the threepeat section and it cuts to “📍denver, colorado, 2003”GIFPop Base@PopBaseAug 23, 2025A Kobe Bryant biopic is in development at Warner Bros. (via DEADLINE)42421.5K1.5K41K41K2M2M
🕷️@desm0ndbaneOct 19, 2025i dare tatum to have a bad gameMike Martignago@MikeMartignagoOct 19, 2025Just had to squeeze in that dinner with Kash Patel lol858599499429K29K2.3M2.3M
🕷️@desm0ndbaneNov 6, 2025in reality: nba - center left nfl - right mlb - far right nhl - center left mma - worse than hitlerEris🇵🇸🍉🇨🇩🇸🇩🇪🇷@Eristheeangel1Nov 5, 2025Replying to @BrungodNBA - left NFL - center left MLB - center right NHL - right MMA - right26326398898826K26K2.1M2.1M
🕷️@desm0ndbaneMar 9, 2024OKC practices steelers hate page00:00steelers hate page00:03Hoop Central@TheHoopCentralMar 9, 2024SGA: “My whole life is consistent.” Jalen & Jaylin Williams reaction. 😂😂 (h/t @UsherNBA) 606083383318K18K1.9M1.9M
🕷️@desm0ndbaneJul 12, 2025acl@elon_aclJul 12, 2025who is the worst player a team has ever put on their all star vote graphic282841641619K19K1.3M1.3M
🕷️@desm0ndbaneDec 8, 2023Zion if he had erectile dysfunctionGIFRB (Ringless Bitch)@RyB_311Dec 8, 2023Zion the 1st player to have their career ruined by porn35351.3K1.3K17K17K1.7M1.7M
🕷️@desm0ndbaneJul 9, 2025a significant portion of nba media does not know how bad jaylen brown actually is right now14014024324317K17K2.2M2.2M
🕷️@desm0ndbaneOct 6, 2025red@bluelemxnadeOct 6, 2025Imagine being eugene smith and you’re being roasted by dame lmfaooo242444744717K17K945K945K
🕷️@desm0ndbaneAug 19, 2025🇵🇸@JoeDaActivistAug 18, 2025Replying to @JoeDaActivistU just raw dogging life with no morals? #stayaway535342742715K15K422K422K
🕷️@desm0ndbaneJan 21, 2024Year 6 in the league with no playoff series wins2026 💍@homiesloveryanJan 21, 2024Shai jus took another shot at Ant lol15915977877814K14K2.7M2.7M