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Des Clarke
@des_clarke
*Stand up comedian *Heart Breakfast Show *Breaking The News *BBC Snookered Podcast *Live Event Host *Booking: [email protected]
Scotland, United Kingdom
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    Des Clarke
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    Apr 5, 2019
    Tough old day today. Hosted the Capital Breakfast Show for the last time ever. Aww man... great memories but I was greeting like a baby!! 😭 Thanks so much to the best listeners in the world for your amazing support. It truly has been an honour... #ThankYou ❤️🎙
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    Des Clarke
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    Mar 11, 2019
    I’m on the move... ❤️🎙 #ThankYou #10years
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    Des Clarke
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    Aug 22, 2018
    Ya beauty... I’m gonnae be in STILL GAME!!!! 💪📺 First episode of the new (and last ever) series. Dream come true. Not seen a script yet but really hoping it involves me and the bold Isa winching by a wheelie bin 😂😂🍆
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    Des Clarke
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    Feb 24, 2019
    Total honour to get a wee cameo in tonight’s Still Game. Thanks to the guys for making it happen. Dream come true. Last series EVER about to start on @BBCScotland. Cannae believe I’m in a scene with this legend!! #StillGame #Winston
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    Des Clarke
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    Dec 19, 2018
    Well here’s the photo that proves it... I actually passed my driving test!!! 🚗🎉 (despite THAT jumper 😂😂) Big thanks to Johnny boy at Top Gear Driving. Heartfelt apologies to all the Glasgow taxi drivers who’ve now had to cancel Christmas. Thanks for the good times!! 😜🚕👍
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    Des Clarke
    @des_clarke
    Nov 12, 2020
    Is it alright to be pure greeting after the Ryan Christie and Andy Robertson interviews?? Asking for a friend... 😭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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    Des Clarke
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    Jan 22, 2019
    Yasssss!!! GET IN!!! 📺 🎉 👏 Brilliant news, very well broken 😜Well done to everyone involved... I’m buzzing for this!!! 🐝
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    BBC Scotland Comedy
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    Jan 22, 2019
    YA BEAUTY! Breaking the News with @des_clarke has been commissioned for the new BBC Scotland TV channel launching in February! We'll also be on your radio, in podcasts and online too. Tickets available soon.
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    Des Clarke
    @des_clarke
    Aug 15, 2018
    So I went out to buy a bed.. and came home with this bad boy instead!! Fancy a wee game?? 😜🎱
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    Des Clarke
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    Mar 6, 2018
    Aww man. It just doesn’t get any better than this... TOM HARDY!!! 😜💪😜
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    Des Clarke
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    Jan 16, 2019
    Life is amazing. Last night I visited a pal at Mortons Rolls. The guy kindly offered me some crispy rolls to take away. I expected half a dozen. He gave me 100!! 😂🍞 Told me to give them out at work, but 100 was too many to shift. So I called Glasgow City Mission @GCMcare...
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    Des Clarke
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    Apr 23, 2016
    Total fanboy moment with the BOSS @SashaBanksWWE!! #legitboss #WWEGlasgow
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    Des Clarke
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    Jan 16, 2019
    Replying to @des_clarke
    Before I could explain, I heard some chat in the background. What’s that? “It’s the chef. He’s doing the big lunch for the homeless. He’s supposed to be making bacon rolls. But he’s run out of rolls.” Really? How many does he need? “About 100.” Aye. Life really is amazing ❤️
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    Des Clarke
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    Sep 9, 2018
    BEST. DAY. EVER. 6 months ago I couldn’t ride a bike. Today I completed @PedalScotland!! 🚴🚴🚴 Thanks to the amazing folk who helped get me in that saddle @freewheel_north, @chrishoy and @gradowrestling 👏👏👏 And thank you for all your brilliant support. WE DID IT!!! 💪🚴🎉
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    Des Clarke
    @des_clarke
    Sep 11, 2017
    Chuffed to pass my theory test. Based on the questions I can't wait to tow my caravan in icy conditions through an equestrian crossing 👍