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The Man of Astoria
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The Man of Astoria
@depechejoe
Midwestern folk hero, living in NYC | he/him | Free Palestine ๐ต๐ธ | header by @swampslimyghost and yours truly
Astoria
Born February 2
Joined March 2016
- Imagine eating a grape the size of your whole body. What luxuryLil crab eating a grape
00:00 - Taking the expanded bus routes to drop my kids off at city-funded daycare before heading over to the BDSM labor campThese are the camps that Zohranโs wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate that I would not wish on my worst enemy.
Iโm honored to receive the endorsement of my friend, colleague and future City Councilmember @Harvey4council. Weโve worked together in Albany to protect tenants and invest in New Yorkers โ and Iโm excited to continue that partnership at City Hall.- Replying to @rajandelmanThis is like landing a man on the moon
- Darkly funny that every time Chappell Roan asserts herself as a real person worthy of respect, a bunch of teenagers on here shake their heads and go โsheโll never make it in this townโ like talent agents in the 70s
- Imagine if Andor's season finale is great, just really thoughtful and compelling stuff throughout, but then there's a post credits sequence with an evil Yoda who's like red
dont be an artist. get a job at costco, play fallout 76 with your most annoying coworker, go get drinks at a chili's on your lunch break, have your only "hobby" be watching tv shows you don't even really like. this is how you escape reincarnation; total obliteration of the soul- No irony here: I legitimately do not know how. Citizens are not allowed to vote directly on gun control, our reps are against it or ineffectual, the Supreme Court is in no way beholden to the public, and extremely harsh penalties were just passed for protesting them directly.Biden, in a statement on the Supreme Court guns decision sent to reporters by email: "I call on Americans across the country to make their voices heard on gun safety. Lives are on the line."
- Enjoying my favorite 20th century art movement: caricatures of Jack Nicholson in 90s cartoons
- โCould a miscellaneous unc not shoot poison onstage?โ
- Thereโs a stretch of auto body shops and car lots with a bunch of murals on them and lol hell yeah
- Be careful Coop! He has too much street wisdom! His heart is too big, he smoke more different than anyone, his bitch is too bad!
