Dennis Crowley 🇺🇸 (mostly on Threads, @dens) (@dens) / X

Dennis Crowley 🇺🇸 (mostly on Threads, @dens)

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Dennis Crowley 🇺🇸 (mostly on Threads, @dens)

@dens

I like to build things (@HopscotchLabs_, @Foursquare, @StreetFC, @StockadeFC). Husband to @Chelsa, dada x3 👧🏼🧒🏼👶🏼. I enjoy snowboards, soccer & hot dogs.

NYC / Kingston

Joined July 2006

Dennis Crowley 🇺🇸 (mostly on Threads, @dens)
@dens
Oct 5, 2022
I swear the worst UX in modern apps is this thing that Instagram does on app-open where it shows you a photo/video (cached?) and then *immediately takes it away* to show you a different piece of content. It's so jarring, and impossible to find that thing you were just looking at.
Dennis Crowley 🇺🇸 (mostly on Threads, @dens)
@dens
Jan 28, 2022
I really wish that when you bought a physical book off Amazon, the Kindle version was available to you for free. I really don’t understand this.
Dennis Crowley 🇺🇸 (mostly on Threads, @dens)
@dens
May 17, 2021
MacOS needs a setting that says "never-ever, under no circumstances ever, launch the Apple Mail, Apple Calendar or Apple Maps app"
Dennis Crowley 🇺🇸 (mostly on Threads, @dens)
@dens
Jan 15, 2020
Turned on debate, and turned it off when I realized @AndrewYang wasn’t it in. Not that I’m all-in on Yang, but he’s certainly the most interesting candidate to watch and listen to. I feel like I’ve already heard what everyone else has said to say 🤷🏻‍♂️
Dennis Crowley 🇺🇸 (mostly on Threads, @dens)
@dens
Jan 16, 2020
I tweeted something random about @AndrewYang last night and it ended up being my best performing tweet of all time (500 RTs! 100+ replies! WTF!) Sir you have some crazy fans.
Dennis Crowley 🇺🇸 (mostly on Threads, @dens)
@dens
Sep 14, 2018
Watching @BetoORourke on last night’s Cobert Late Show. He’s awesome, I hope he wins, I hope we never have to hear from Ted Cruz ever again, and I hope future politics sounds / acts / inspires as much as this guy.
Dennis Crowley 🇺🇸 (mostly on Threads, @dens)
@dens
Jun 9, 2020
Good morning! Just wanted to share that my 2yo son took his diaper off last night, took his 💩 out, plugged the fan *into his poop*, pushed his poo into the electrical socket, and then smeared it all over the walls and furniture and windows! How is your morning going? #7:13am
Dennis Crowley 🇺🇸 (mostly on Threads, @dens)
@dens
Oct 29, 2016
Amazon Alexa is down so we can't turn our lights off. That's a new one.
Dennis Crowley 🇺🇸 (mostly on Threads, @dens)
@dens
Jan 26, 2022
I’m sorry but $50 bucks for 4 tests two years into this thing (and you gotta hunt em down like Cabbage Patch Kids) is fucking insane.
Dennis Crowley 🇺🇸 (mostly on Threads, @dens)
@dens
Sep 25, 2019
Just found this screenshot of Uber from 2011 on my iPhone – 4 cars in all of NYC! (and no, that's not my address)
Dennis Crowley 🇺🇸 (mostly on Threads, @dens)
@dens
Jun 28, 2021
After 12+ yrs, I’m stepping back from Foursquare (tho I’ll remain on the Board). FSQ has been the best job I’ve ever had, with the best people I’ve ever worked with. Huge thx to our team, investors, partners, superusers & fans. Much love & #GoFoursquareGo!
After 12 years, I’m stepping back from Foursquare…
From dens.medium.com
Dennis Crowley 🇺🇸 (mostly on Threads, @dens)
@dens
Jul 26, 2021
This is the 13yo who won the silver-medal in Olympic Skateboarding. 🇧🇷 (Tony Hawk tweeted this 6 years ago btw... she was 7yo? wow!)
Tony Hawk
@tonyhawk
Sep 8, 2015
I don't know anything about this but it's awesome: a fairytale heelflip in Brazil by #RayssaLeal (via @oliverbarton)
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Dennis Crowley 🇺🇸 (mostly on Threads, @dens)
@dens
Apr 10, 2018
Some of this Zuck testimony sounds a lot like me providing technical support to my relatives over Thanksgiving.
Dennis Crowley 🇺🇸 (mostly on Threads, @dens)
@dens
Jul 29, 2021
After leaving FSQ, my COBRA health insurance cost is now $3000/mo or $36,000/year. That is bananatown.