While I was jogging this morning, a little kid on his way to school. saw me and thought “let me race this egbon”. I took up the challenge sha raced him to his school gate and of course I won.
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- I sha like this year dey fast, next thing you know the world don end, fiam judgement day.
- If you crack your voice small and shout Shekpe! It’ll fall to its knees.Replying to @AlisonFiskExcavated from the Mastaba of Ka-aper at Saqqara, Egypt, in 1870. Photos my own, 2022. Read more on this link: egymonuments.gov.eg/collections/st…
- 9-5 brothers and sisters please gather round. The ekele they paid us 2nd/3rd week in December is it the ekele we will spend till January 25, 2025?
- MC Oluomo seeing 31 team buses on the streets of Lagos
00:00Do y’all think Nigeria could host a World Cup? - “It’s fine sha” - person wey wan craze internally.
- Uber is clearly still in a delusion of Detty December lol
- Ask her to come over so y’all can discuss, one guy don dey burst her head and she’s about to get serious with him. Your job here is to make her understand that you’d not be interfering with her love life, then go ahead and unburst her head.waking up to this
- Lol gone are the days we were falling for yarns like this. Talmbout “Nigerian graduates are not employable” but na for our eyes tech boom pack even undergraduates go.Over 600 job applications yet we struggle to find 20 good candidates. There are issues. How do we solve them?
- The only thing real in Nigeria right now is my love for you. Text me.
- Oh I’ve been there since 2019, he announced marrying simi, giving birth to Deja, albums, music, random check-ins, life updates, etc all exclusively o. Trust me there’s something this does, the way I feel so personal about him ehn you don’t want to know.I just found something that blew my minddddd🤯😭 @adekunleGOLD uses email marketing to connect with his fans? Not the usual “my new song is out” type of mail. I saw the copies and they feel so personal, inspirations, what made him write his songs. Basically like Snapchat stories
