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Nicolas Cage
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Nicolas Cage
@defend_dingo
on the internet no one knows you’re stealing the Declaration of Independence
- being a fursuit maker is so easy. I have $72,000 from 18 full suit slots. For this next trick I’m going to delete my account and make a new one
- nobody would believe me if I told them Patrick Star asked me what my favorite death metal band was and when I said Ghost he told me to die
- it turns out rubbing bulges with someone is like a battery recharger and makes your tiredness go away so you can drive home from the party at 3am
