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Deer Park Police Department. (Fan)
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Deer Park Police Department. (Fan)
@deerparkpd
Proudly serving the Village of Deer Park, Texas. This account is not monitored 24/7. RTs, likes, follows, etc. ≠ endorsements. PARODY Call 911 for emergencies.
- Guys there’s a lot of you pls we’re just two social media managers
- It’s either you come outside. Or we breach the door down and flood the house with water. Your choice.They found me.
- Hi oomfs guess who is on the news..
- Due to recent events we currently have a warrant actively out for @greg16676935420 ‘s arrest. If you know any information on Greg16676935420 a dm with his whereabouts would be extremely useful.
- Replying to @operagxofficialKEEP IT FOR ANOTHER DAY
- Hey Elon.. train your AI off of.. THIS!
- TO EVERYBODY ASKING HOW WE GOT A GREY CHECK: TWITTER IS VERY DUMB AND STUPID AND DIDNT DOUBLE CHECK THAT WE WERE A REAL GOVERNMENT AGENCY AND JUST GAVE US THE CHECK WHEN WE APPLIED 💀💀
