Brendan James
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Brendan James
@deep_beige
- Winning was a huge blow to Sanders tonight. Buttigieg lost, which is clearly a win for him, especially losing to Sanders, to whom he's lost twice now, making Sanders' win even more disappointing. Team Sanders needs a big loss to win next time
- One good thing about John Carpenter is that he appears to be getting younger as he gets older
- Cannot stress this enough: a presidential debate where the audience is rigged for one candidate whose face and voice also appear in patriotic tones during commercial breaks is NOT oligarchy, which only happens in Russia
- Guantanamo Bay:
We will be temporarily closing all restaurants and pausing all operations in Russia. Click to read the message from our CEO in its entirety: McD.to/6014KguQ8 - If Andrew Sullivan wants to keep writing his race science shit, it's worth noting (as an intern of his in 2013): At a private meeting, his entire staff challenged him on it until he asked, exasperated, "well, why didn't Africa conquer Europe, then?"
- One of the best hard cuts of all time. Need to stress that you do not see or hear about this suit at all until that moment
00:00 - News will break that Trump got coronavirus and the Biden campaign will be like cheering and then look up at the TV and Biden’s somehow at the White House vigorously shaking Trump’s hand and kissing him on the mouth
- Two masters of the art of Baffling Yet Unforgettable Character Names
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