a few weeks ago i had to show proof of vaccination to get into an event, so i proudly held up my phone to show the bouncer the picture of it i had saved in my favorites. he looked and said ok nice but i don’t think you meant to show me this. it was fully a picture of my asshole.
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mostly bathroom mirror selfies to be honest
- grindr notification just went off loudly in this fairly empty laundromat… a man near me laughs nervously and the woman sitting between us smiles and says “my brother loves that game”
- their names are actress, maga, and carrie coonkind of amazing that we’re on the 5th episode of this season of the white lotus and i still couldn’t tell you any of their names
- don’t yell at me but i feel bad for ginger minj 🫣 it seems fairly obvious that production set her up for the win from the beginning, so why isn’t the hate being directed at the show instead of a performer doing their thing on tv? she seems like a nice lady who loves doing drag?
- a man just texted me “i cant wait to taist you” lol that’s right baby sound it out
- i’m such a faggot why am i crying🚨Charli xcx's “Spring breakers” featuring Kesha will be released tomorrow.













