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Me, feeling pain at my circumcision scar anytime the doctor who performed it is near me, because he made my dick into a horcrux
Deathsarus
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Deathsarus
@deathsarus
21st Century Schizoid Man.
My views are not mine, They're yours.
I'm living in your walls.
State of Insanity
Joined June 2009
- Replying to @LookAtMyMeat1Similar to Parks and Rec, when Chris Pratt adlibbed this and the writers got pissed but couldn't really be mad at him.
- Replying to @hayasaka_aryanLuigi asks for a 3D printer in prison and miraculously prints himself a gun and ends it all. More at 11.
- Replying to @frogNscorpionDon't forget the time they had a 3 Billion dollar sub sink because they left the hatch open
- Replying to @BENZOTOOIEShe has the Philtrum, so she doesn't have downs or fetal alcohol syndrome, I think she just british
- Take a pic with your second phone
- Replying to @lilsketch#2 and I fill up the Grand Canyon with gravel, and use my gravel powers for evil.
- Replying to @cirsovaI delved into Buddhism and Hinduism when I was a teen, and was in awe of what I believed to be a rich cultural race, but once you peel that away, there is just garbage. Garbage, and unconsensual sex, and toilet witches, and men being beaten to death paying people to use toilets.
- Replying to @OGVlonaldTrutin and @mayferI trust the man with the Kerbal profile pic Probably has crashed more rockets into the Mun than Nasa ever will
