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Dallas Jones 🍿
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Dallas Jones 🍿
@deathbydialogue
Writer. Pretentious film critic. Slasher flick fanatic. Working in mergers and executions. 🏳️🌈
- His muse being a 69 year old man is honestly so iconicRobert Eggers says he has offered Willem Dafoe roles in his next 2 movies. (Source: youtube.com/watch?v=pSCZ1_…)
- The way this scene flipped the traditional male gaze of the rape/revenge genre on its head was brilliant and we absolutely do not talk about it enough!
- Am I the only one who saw that aerobics lady explode into a puddle of bloody goo on live TV during the New Years Show???
- I feel like society doesn’t talk enough about how Rihanna played Marion Crane, one of the most iconic characters ever… Like that actually happened and we all were alive and breathing air when it did!
- How has Agnes Varda not won an Emmy for Stranger Things yet??
- In a Violent Nature isn’t trying to be New Jason. It’s literally just “What if [generic backwoods slasher] was an arthouse film told through the hulking immortal killer’s perspective, leaving you to contemplate the sadness of his eternal doom?” Just say you didn’t get it!
- The biggest logo downgrade I’ve witnessed in a long time RIP
- Replying to @didodi_tweethot naked man in peril instead of a woman. very simple.
- Scream 7 spoiling its own cameos this early in a last-ditch effort to build back hype is such a desperate move btw 🫣
- It sometimes takes years of retrospection to pinpoint a specific political event and trace its impact on cinema—but the overturning of Roe v Wade has undeniably resulted in a wave of radically pro-choice antichrist baby horror:
- Hellraiser 3 has so much plot like the plot is just so big and heavy 🥵
