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The Striddest in the Game
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The Striddest in the Game
@deathbian
25, heavyweight champion of uhaul disaster lesbianism, hot even by mime standards, birthday girl until further notice, jemma topaz approved, polyamorous
- listening to a woman who's planning on going no contact with her sixteen year old daughter when she turns eighteen and there's a guy trying to comfort her that she's not the bad guy and will only be the bad guy until the daughter sees what the real world is like. she charges...
- how can women be straightHow can men be gay ?
00:00 - nearly every lesbian i know tweets like this
- i keep thinking about this. showing her breasts worked. trans women have breasts. our enemies who obsess every minute about us do not know a thingwe did it!!! feminism :) @jk_rowling
- Replying to @deathbiansaid daughter rent. she called said daughter an asshole. this guy is blowing so much smoke up her ass. she's also complaining about her fourteen year old boy not having taken care of himself and making food today. what she's describing while bitching about his eating habits is...
- Replying to @deathbianan eating disorder, where he skips all meals multiple days a weak, sounds maybe shared with her, and she is resentful enough that she is yelling about not buying them food unless they actually let her know they plan to eat dinner with her that night. the drink she just ordered...
- Replying to @deathbianis an ipa, sprite, and a whole lot of vodka, and she YELLED "make it stiff, (bar owner name)". she is now screaming about how her daughter just says whatever bullshit until it gets to her and how she's always the villain who can't keep dealing with the attitude. "she said last...
- Replying to @deathbiannight that i'm not proud of her, what a bitch, she needs to stop" oh my gods. thirty-somethings become totally not self aware when raising teenagers. like. i cannot imagine that is an easy thing to admit you feel to be true. what the fuck. now she's complaining about taxes...
- "my kid who's had eight years to internalize messaging about how she should handle being a sibling including the kind of woman that i raise her toward being is actually acting like a big sibling who wants to be involved with a tantrum-throwing toddler. clearly this is about...
- Replying to @deathbianTHEYRE ON A DATING APP DATE. ALL SHES DOING IS RANTING MOSTLY AT THE BAR OWNER. HER DATE IS MOSTLY TALKING TO OTHER GUYS ON HIS SIDE OF THE BAR. LADY YOU DIDNT "snag" ANYONE WITH THAT PROFILE. GET IT TOGETHER
- Replying to @deathbian"i cuss at my kids three times a day. my dad never cussed at me, not once. i (demonstrably yelling with a ton of cusses, sounds pretty verbally abusive), like i'm the worst mom, i'm a terrible parent" okay yeah so fix it. um.
- Replying to @deathbianpaying pretty much anything but the streets she drives on. the man leapt at opportunity to talk about anything else and is explaining fairly minimal taxes on cars paying for local public transportation now
