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*friend completely disagrees with me on politics *
Me: "That's cool, we gonna play #Warframe later or nah?"
*friend states that @innoutburger is better than @Whataburger
Me: "I'M GONNA WEAR YOUR SKIN IN FRONT OF YOUR PARENTS."
Dead Hardware
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Dead Hardware
@deadhardware
Just a dude who likes shooting sports, tabletop games and good fights. 4th generation Tejano shitposting from an undisclosed location.
Joined November 2015
- This is the most "guys being dudes" picture in existence.
- Replying to @I__HATE_SOCCERI just think it's funny from a metanarrative perspective. This is exactly what the audience deserves. "Oh you like cuckholding? GET CUCKED OUT OF A GOOD ENDING NERD."
- Replying to @AskAManager>my employee was rude I'm sorry after two missed paychecks she stopped being your employee and started being your creditor. I will rob someone blind over two missed checks. Through the legal process or otherwise, I will ruin you over missed checks. She's nicer than me.
- Replying to @upstatefederlstThey watched their grown son walk a giant box with SAMSUNG on the side into their living room.
- Replying to @Animuwrangel and @kenshirotismWe had AAA. Now we have AAAA. Are you guys ready for AAAAA videogames?
- Replying to @TheGreatWilkie and @LookAtMyMeat1It is legitimately the most faithful and best executed Romeo and Juliet adaptation in cinema.
- Replying to @Shadzey1I love how we've gone from "What?" to leaning all the way in on this. It's truly a big tent issue.
- I dunno, why are you posting 7 year old pictures? You know google image search is a thing right?
- Replying to @KaptainKrunch97In the immortal words of Chris Boden: "The only steps I'm taking are fucking big ones."
- Replying to @nypostShe's wearing a mask. Good on her for being responsible.
