Mortuary Fried Rice Esq. (@dawnwiththebum) / X

Mortuary Fried Rice Esq.

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Mortuary Fried Rice Esq.

@dawnwiththebum

Pussy pathological, come lie in it. 🩷Je pense donc je suis🩷 Onye ife na-eme n'isi. ✨Igbo✨ ⚖️Attorney⚖️

Joined January 2019

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Mortuary Fried Rice Esq.
@dawnwiththebum
Mar 28, 2023
Replying to @dawnwiththebum
Asper fried rice cooked with dead body water that all these vendors in nollywood use to do charm to sell out fast and it's hot cake Dead body water fried rice= hot cake. I couldn't start writing Dead body water fried rice😂😭
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Mortuary Fried Rice Esq.
@dawnwiththebum
Oct 27, 2025
😭?
Mortuary Fried Rice Esq.
@dawnwiththebum
Oct 26, 2025
My faves 😭😭
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Mortuary Fried Rice Esq.
@dawnwiththebum
Oct 17, 2025
This is the harsh truth people aren't ready for. I don't think she's saying, "don't marry" but, as you marry, the likelihood of you letting misogynistic things "slide" from your husband is higher. That doesn't make you a bad person. You're just human and there's no competition.
Chisom Ogamba, PhD
@CP_Ogamba
Oct 17, 2025
Marrying a Man as a Feminist waters down your feminism
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Mortuary Fried Rice Esq.
@dawnwiththebum
Apr 26, 2025
Me af
bambi🌟
@urbambi_1
Apr 25, 2025
a pink keke
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Mortuary Fried Rice Esq.
@dawnwiththebum
Mar 12, 2025
Not to be ungrateful, but why do we say, "Your parents feed you and clothe you", when you're telling someone to be more appreciative. Who for do am before? You plan born pikin wey you no go feed and clothe? Did they ask to be here? No be you born the pikin?💀
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Mortuary Fried Rice Esq.
@dawnwiththebum
Mar 10, 2025
Random take, I find shit like this degrading as hell 😭 and not in the fun sexy way. Like it's not sexy one bit.
𝑴𝒂𝒂𝒙 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒂𝒗𝒆🪐⚡
@maaxthewave
Mar 10, 2025
I need a proper apology
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Mortuary Fried Rice Esq.
@dawnwiththebum
Sep 29, 2024
Make man sef submit to me. Me sef no small.
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Mortuary Fried Rice Esq.
@dawnwiththebum
Mar 23, 2023
Yea, I'm also a law student 🫶🏾
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Mortuary Fried Rice Esq.
@dawnwiththebum
Jun 7, 2025
Ngl, y'all should leave this babe alone. Yes, parasocial relationships are weird, but she just really liked the babe. It's not that deep. Her eyes are clear now. C'est la vie.
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Mortuary Fried Rice Esq.
@dawnwiththebum
Oct 26, 2025
My faves 😭😭
queen bee🐝
@ejirr00
Oct 26, 2025
Why does this picture have so many variants?😭😭🤣🤣
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Mortuary Fried Rice Esq.
@dawnwiththebum
Apr 1, 2025
I passed my 3rd MBBS guyssss!!
Mortuary Fried Rice Esq.
@dawnwiththebum
Feb 18, 2023
I passed my 2nd MBBS🥺😩 God did🫶🏾
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Mortuary Fried Rice Esq.
@dawnwiththebum
Dec 13, 2024
Real rape allegations don't even do anything to them.
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Mortuary Fried Rice Esq.
@dawnwiththebum
Mar 19, 2024
This just threw me back to secondary school. Preparing for school in the morning and like 10 girls with their different scents of body fantasies mixing in the whole hostel😂😂😂
𝘒𝘢𝘱𝘪𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘯
@whoisningi
Mar 18, 2024
were you there?
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Mortuary Fried Rice Esq.
@dawnwiththebum
Jan 16, 2025
Tswanetse Wa Lekhosi
@tswanetse
Jan 15, 2025
Replying to @AyndaMthimkhulu
I get so annoyed when someone calls ships fries.....
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