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conputer dipshit
@davidcrespo
tech worker + hot dad. egalitarian. enjoy charts, unions, conputer games davidcrespo.bsky.social
Chicago
Joined August 2009
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    reminder that this is what Betsy Devos's house looks like Architect: what kinda house u want? Betsy: Just fuck my shit up
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    I worked on mcmaster.com for two years and the way it actually happened was that the software side was tyrannically overseen by a print publishing department with insanely strict quality standards
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    the church by my old apartment in logan square got turned into $4000/mo apartments and the photos are so fucked up zillow.com/homedetails/29…
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    oh my god. the console.log I added to debug a test failure is reliably causing the test to pass. what the FUCK
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    Replying to @davidcrespo
    they tried to show you can't break the windows but they did break so now Elon Musk is presenting in front of a busted car. incredible
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    my brother got auto-rejected for a design job he is clearly qualified for because his resume was made in InDesign and was parsed badly by @lever. confirmed by totally different response to non-InDesign resume this is known in the econ literature as a "labor shortage"
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    how is this different from making entries in a traditional database how is this different from making entries in a traditional database how is this different from making entries in a traditional database how is this different from making entries in a traditional database how is t
    Wow: Walmart will *require* food suppliers to upload data to IBM's blockchain in order to trace quality issues through the supply chain. They say issues that take 7 days to track today can be tracked in 2.2 seconds with the system. techcrunch.com/2018/09/24/wal… via @chrisbrogan
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    Replying to @davidcrespo
    lmao it's 110% roof. shit looks like when a book gets wet and the pages curl up
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    How is this website so fast? I take a look behind McMaster-Carr and detail all the techniques they are using to make it fast. They are doing it all — prefetching HTML, inlined CSS, fixed images, pushstate — and all on a stack with 15 year old tech. youtube.com/watch?v=-Ln-8Q…
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    Replying to @allafarce
    as a chicagoan I have no idea if that's early or late
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    Zillow is like Tinder for married people
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    Replying to @phntomthrd
    lol these aren’t even the good shots