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I've been doing a lot of historical research lately and I'm starting to think that there weren't actually any airports during the American Revolution.
Dave Matt
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Dave Matt
@davematt88
Kansas City
Joined April 2012
- I hope they boo the shit out of Trump at the superbowl.
- I still don't understand why he gets to run for president after he tried to overthrow the government.
- You're not pro-life if you let people freeze to death.
- The woman who sells tamales in my neighborhood has been deported.
- Put a big cross on your head while you are cutting humanitarian aid.
- Today, I lost my dog Collins. He was my best friend and such an amazing dog. He was abandoned, and I was very lucky to be able to give him a good home. R.I.P. Collins.
- I'm not a lawyer but I'm pretty sure that blowing up ships that you think have drugs on them is a violation of due process. Oh, wait, I am a lawyer.
- Today, the President of the United States ordered the reopening of Alcatraz and declared that foreign movies were a national security threat and Republicans are just gonna pretend like he's not bat shit crazy.
- Breaking news. The devil just moved the fiddle contest out of Georgia.
- Florida and Texas, I love your states. I have had many good times in both of you. But you have the shittiest senators in the United States.
- Replying to @perinejennifer5Leave it to MAGA to think that food is more important than human life.
- Donald Trump could shoot Lindsey Graham in the middle of 5th Avenue and Lindsey Graham would still support him.
- Replying to @bigwhitekabzYou voted to make America into a fascist dictatorship